High-functioning Uteri

I’m as good as a productive uterus.
That’s what you said in so many words.
You know exactly what I mean by:
you can leave it for the birds.
You threw the ultimate mic drop,
and why? God only knows.
All I heard was a string of excuses,
and a mouthful of cowardly prose.
Lucky for you, some women out there
were born with two uteri.
Their tubes are intact and doubly ready for
the perfect baby-making-guy.
Because in the end, that’s all we’re good for–
the other women of the world and I.
Be ready. Don’t get your tubes tied,
and promote your high-functioning uteri.

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